#1 She's up to date on current doggie trends
#2 She never leaves the house without my ball or my doggie bags
#3 She understands the broader challenges of being an urban dog
#4 She's an excellent listener (I've never had an accident in the house)
#5 She thinks of new ways to keep me happy and active
#6 She thinks dogs are the best photo clients because they never care about how they look
#7 She remembers EVERYTHING, my weight, birthday, my last trip to the curb
#8 She's always helping me to be a better dog
#9 She's so funny and fun to be around
#10 She's a just doggone good human... are you a good human?
#2 She never leaves the house without my ball or my doggie bags
#3 She understands the broader challenges of being an urban dog
#4 She's an excellent listener (I've never had an accident in the house)
#5 She thinks of new ways to keep me happy and active
#6 She thinks dogs are the best photo clients because they never care about how they look
#7 She remembers EVERYTHING, my weight, birthday, my last trip to the curb
#8 She's always helping me to be a better dog
#9 She's so funny and fun to be around
#10 She's a just doggone good human... are you a good human?
"I would have hired my human but she adopted me instead."
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